June 19, 2013, 01:31:12 AM
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
« Dvorak's CAGE MATCHWater CoolerHumor • : Joke - Politicians and their balls = Non partisan. »
ThreadTools

Print


 (Read 1446 times) [1]

  Joke - Politicians and their balls = Non partisan.
« on: June 10, 2011, 11:52:28 PM » by bobbo
Interesting Observation
             

1. The sport of  choice for the urban poor is  BASKETBALL.
                               
2 The sport of  choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3 The sport of  choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4 The sport of  choice for supervisors is  BASEBALL.

5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
                               
And....

6 The sport of  choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in  the corporate structure, the smaller your
balls become.
There must be a shitload of people in Washington playing marbles!
Logged

  Re: Joke - Politicians and their balls = Non partisan.
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2011, 01:42:58 AM » by seanb
No, they use even smaller balls, those in a ball point pen.
Logged

  Re: Joke - Politicians and their balls = Non partisan.
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2011, 02:51:28 AM » by Misanthropic Scott
No, they use even smaller balls, those in a ball point pen.

Nope. Their balls have just shriveled up completely and fallen off a long time ago. They are now completely ballless.

Amazing really considering how many of these ballless wonders get caught in all sorts of sex scandals.
Logged

Whatever your cause, it’s a lost cause without population control. -- Paul Ehrlich

I refuse to believe corporations are people until Texas executes one. -- from moveon.org.

  Re: Joke - Politicians and their balls = Non partisan.
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2011, 05:45:46 AM » by Obtuser
So interested observer missed the Beach Bums and their Beach Balls which are the largest, or was it too big to list?
Plus snooker players have the hardest balls!
 Also of note is the surface contour of each type of ball:
-Beach Ball is smooth.........Beach Bums don't care if they get a grip on the ball
-Basketballs have a pebbled finish .......players use this to impart English and direction to thrown basketballs
-Bowling Balls are smooth..........but players need finger holes for control
-Footballs are way out of round but pebbled.......again players insist on a surface grip for control of direction and spin
-Baseballs, while perfectly round and grip-able.........have seams which again are used for control of spin, velocity, and aim
-Billiard Balls are perfectly round and smooth.......but very hard in order to transmit energy, spin, and direction upon collision with each other or the "rag"!
-Tennis balls are fuzzy and highly compressible........again in order to receive velocity, spin, and direction
-Golf Balls are hard, smooth with dimpled surfaces.......in order receive energy on impact and avoid spin and reduce air resistance
-Marbles are often opaque, very hard, and smooth.........since players like to finger them, bag them and trade them!
-Writing Pen Balls are so small they cannot be handled except in a holder.........and users want them to dribble ink on paper for control of of other users!
Now it's your turn to Ball the Jack on this Track, Mac!
Logged

What are you worrying for? You are not getting out of this life alive, dead don't hurt, getting there might, and in some cases, damn well should!
 Plus during and after the next Ice Age, all of this infrastructure around us won't matter squat!

  Re: Joke - Politicians and their balls = Non partisan.
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2011, 05:09:26 PM » by bobbo
Amusing--anything/everything can be improved with a little group participation.  From the brainstorming,

I'd add:  1.  Unemployed spending a day at the beach:  Beachballs.

At end:  Government Bureaucrats:  playing with marbles.
Elected Leaders:  no balls at all.

Yes, Team America:  I think we've done it again.

On to dark energy?
Logged

 (Read 1446 times) [1]
Jump to:  
UserTools

Home
Help
Search
Members List
Statistics
Login
Register



LatestNews

Read Dvorak Uncensored

Check the Tech Section for the Tech5,
Cranky Geeks and
No Agenda Webcasts.


About Us

Clear Sky Clock


ForumStats

44508 Posts
8601 Topics
1109 Members
Latest Member: Niestek

Powered by PHP
Powered by MySQL
Valid XHTML 1.0!
Valid CSS!



Powered by SMF 2.0.1 | SMF © 2001-2005, Lewis Media
Simplicity design by Bloc