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From Worth1000.com

Well, if this guy ever changes his mind, he has somewhere to go.

http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20080219.html

Oh, and remember, approximately 299,999,999 people in the U.S. did NOT lop off their own hands today. (See my journalism post for the reference, shameless plug)

Hey, that is creepy! You could have your own newsmagazine on TV, Scott.   

Don't forget, A) I didn't make any claims about the legitimacy of the story, though can't imagine that someone made up something that bizarre and B) I did remind readers that 299,999,999 people did not deliberately sever any of their own body parts today, 'cept that nullo Hedwig with the angry inch.

"Photoshopped"

I think you're going to have to change that number to 299,999,998.

I clipped my fingernails yesterday like a good little techie, so my keyboarding didn't get sloppy and uncomfortable. I really hate that feeling of my fingernails impacting on the keys. Brrrrrr.

You'll know for sure the ends of your fingernails need to be amputated when you start typing and your teeth start to feel a bit strange. I can't explain it but it happens to me all the time.

I can't believe this has gone this far without anyone making a pun on photochopped. Oops. Now I've done it. Damn!!

I guess quote nesting works pretty well. Makes a nice image too, like geese in formation.