I think there is an unwritten rule that this game needs to be played on every mesage board.

Here is how it works.

You are given two horrible choices and you must pick one.  Then you get to offer the next person two choices. etc.

I'll start....

Would you rather:
1.  Show up to work wearing your badge....only your badge, or
2.  Write a steaming hot note to your (married) lover and mistakenly send it to your company's largest distro list?

Naked, then I'd quit and everyone would think I was awesome.

1) Drink a pint of period blood.
2) Eat a baby.

You shouldn't have done this with me around ^_^

What the hell is wrong you with you El-dar? Drink a pint of period blood or eat a baby? How in the world are you going to eat a baby? And who in their right mind would eat another human being. Okay I guess I chose to play this game, so my choice would be ofcourse Drink a damn pint of period blood for El-dar.

Are we allowing any type of questions? I guess so with El-dar asking the the things he did. Okay here I go I guess.

1. Put El-Dar in a chamber and never let him speak.
2. Put El-Dar in a box and then put him in a chamber and never let him speak.

 

Put him in a box.  Box and chamber seems redundant. 

What would you rather do for five years?
1.  Be an active member of Al Queda
2.  Be a busy crack whore

Both would let me blow things up.

Al Queda member. At least they have the mindset of freedom. They are very wrong using violence to achieve their goals but at least they believe their actions contribute to the greater good of a community. A busy crack whore is caught on a down spiral of self degradation that contributes to a greater evil. Weird isn´t it?

So...
What would you rather be for five years:
- A victim of a Ethnic cleansing war on the run in the Jungle.
- An illegal alien being underpaid and with no social benefits and always on the verge of expulsion.

Boy, isn´t Echelon having a ball...

No thinking needed, running for my life in a jungle doesn't cut it for me.

I'll go with the underpaid illegal alien. At least no one is trying to kill me.


Being locked out of your house at 4:00 AM. The neighbor who has your spare key isn't home and your cell phone is dead. Did I mention your wallet is inside?

Having explosive diarrhea while stuck in a freeway traffic jam during a 110 F heat wave.

I'd rather be locked out of my house.  I would just break a window. 

Which would you rather do?

1) Eat at Arby's
2) Eat at Long John Silvers