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  retail AND CUSTOMER SERVICE only..
« on: January 07, 2009, 10:40:13 PM » by ECA
http://notalwaysright.com/

One for the CRANK.
I can not leave a synopsis for this site.
This is for all the Customer service people out there.
Please dont cry, it will destroy your Keyboard.
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If all the world is a stage, I am the target of tomatoes and fresh fruit.
Hemorrhoids Unite, the first arsehole to raise his hand is president.

  Re: retail AND CUSTOMER SERVICE only..
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2009, 11:16:10 PM » by ECA
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(I work as a phone support technician for a large software company. Once a month one of our mentors listen to our calls, to ensure that we follow protocol. I was being listened to one day a few weeks ago.)

Me: “Welcome to Tech Support, you’re talking to ****”

Customer: “Hi, my name is ****, and I work at **** bank. You’ve really gotta help me! I’ve got this message on my computer, and I don’t know what to do!”

Me: “Okay, if you could start by reading the message to me, I’ll see what we can do.”

Customer: “Oh, okay.. It says: ‘Your computer has been automatically adjusted for daylight savings time.’ What do i do?!”

Me: “Er…is there a button that says ‘OK’?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “Can you tell me what happens when you click the ‘OK’ button?”

Customer: “Oh, thank you very much! You’re a life saver! Thank you, thank you; now I can finally get these reports done!!” *hangs up*

Me: “…you’re welcome?”

Mentor: *after listening in* “You know what the scary part is? That is my contact at the bank… the same person I entrust my life savings to.”

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If all the world is a stage, I am the target of tomatoes and fresh fruit.
Hemorrhoids Unite, the first arsehole to raise his hand is president.

  Re: retail AND CUSTOMER SERVICE only..
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 12:40:04 AM » by oz4me
Very funny ECA. Not all humans are intelligent.
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  Re: retail AND CUSTOMER SERVICE only..
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 12:41:22 AM » by ECA
I had to send them a few..They might get posted..
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If all the world is a stage, I am the target of tomatoes and fresh fruit.
Hemorrhoids Unite, the first arsehole to raise his hand is president.

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