Well...I don't understand the utility of trying to get a Landlord/Tenant agreement on a tenant I'm in the process of evicting.  Wny would she sign an agreement that has terms she doesn't agree with which is why she's being evicted?

I would suggest that you return her personal property to her [candles, etc.] then increase your fire insurance coverage, making sure that you are covered for the misdeeds of your house guest, ie. including her visitors!
Next take all of your valuables that you don't want to lose in the event of a fire, theft, or worse a donnybrook between guest and visitors. Place all these irreplaceable s in storage off site out of harms way. Then at anytime you think you smell, hear, or feel that there is illegal activity such as occurs when recreational pharmaceuticals are in use, call the cops! Get her on record!
Being a gentleman and officer will to a degree support your position, but cover your backside the best you can and hope for the best!
Here in Ontario, Canada you would have another potential liability. Under our Family Law Reform Act, she might claim cohabitation which after 5 months elevates her status to common law spouse, and co-ownership of all your assets! That would need to be avoided and contested immediately with credible witnesses!
I don't envy your predicament one little bit! Good luck, eh!

I will borrow one of Scotts lines of inquiry:  I think the notion that junk dna does nothing requires "extraordinary evidence."

So there you go, admitting that the word DICTIONARY is abused and misused!
Likewise Sick is sickly used!
I pause my case! And I would go drink a Sick's if I had one!
Observation: the bureaucratic mind frequently lacks a sense of humor! Symptomatic of BURNT OUT!

dic·tion·ar·y [dik-shuh-ner-ee] Show IPA
noun, plural dic·tion·ar·ies.
1. a book, optical disc, mobile device, or online lexical resource (such as Dictionary.com ) containing a selection of the words of a language, giving information about their meanings, pronunciations, etymologies, inflected forms, derived forms, etc., expressed in either the same or another language; lexicon; glossary. Print dictionaries of various sizes, ranging from small pocket dictionaries to multivolume books, usually sort entries alphabetically, as do typical CD or DVD dictionary applications, allowing one to browse through the terms in sequence. All electronic dictionaries, whether online or installed on a device, can provide immediate, direct access to a search term, its meanings, and ancillary information: an unabridged dictionary of English; a Japanese-English dictionary.
2. a book giving information on particular subjects or on a particular class of words, names, or facts, usually arranged alphabetically: a biographical dictionary; a dictionary of mathematics.
3. Computers.
a. a list of codes, terms, keys, etc., and their meanings, used by a computer program or system.
b. a list of words used by a word-processing program as the standard against which to check the spelling of text entered.

But you must concede that the law and case law history have been developed in order to protect citizens from over zealous or corrupt enforcement!

One of the errors in thinking that is very common to Homo stupidous, is judging others by our selves! It is very difficult to put one's self into the mindset of someone else when their rules and experiences are vastly different from your own.

Getting my or anyones opinion on what is sick is irrelevant and immaterial! So get over your fixation on dictionaryism! In the first place that word has the root word DICTION, which has more to do with categorizing and documenting PRONUNCIATION! The various word meanings are tag on after thoughts! Can I be more OBTUSE without being perverse and profane?

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Scotty... I agree.... so only will quibble that as women make inroads (sic) as in joining Army front line combat units, the opposing view will increase in numbers.  Its actually a sign of progress..... one hopes.  got to add up the numbers===not just go with the anecdotal.

Apply both for a better result.