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  Buy the Woman a Drink
« on: November 05, 2009, 02:45:53 PM » by hhopper
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An old man with bad vision sat at the end of a dimly lit bar when a hefty woman with hairy armpits and a tank top on came in and sat at the opposite end of the bar. She held her arm up high and asked, " who will buy this lady a drink?" The old man squinted with amazement and said bartender, give that ballerina a beer on me. The bar keep was a bit perplexed but gave the lady a beer. Upon finishing the suds, she again lifts her arm up high and asks , "who will buy this lady a drink?". As before the old man squinted in the dark bar and told the bartender to give that ballerina a beer on me. After doing so, the bartender asked the old man what made him think that lady was a ballerina? The fellow replied, " anyone can kick their leg up that high has to be a ballerina!!"


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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” –Humphrey Bogart
  Re: Buy the Woman a Drink
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 06:16:57 PM » by Misanthropic Scott
That's a new one on me. Here's one in return, though you may have heard it.

A guy walks into a bar ... (and it hurts, but this isn't that joke)

He points to a woman at the other end of the bar and says, "I'd like to buy that douche bag a drink."

Bartender: This is a respectable establishment. I will not have you referring to my customers that way.
Customer: I apologize. Please get that (ahem) lady whatever she'd like to drink.
Bartender: That's better. Please refrain from comments like your earlier one in the future.
Bartender to woman: The (ahem) gentleman at the other end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what'll you have?
Woman: Tell him thank you. I'll have a vinegar and water ...
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